We've been slowly transferring our discipline for "offenses of the mouth" from vinegar to hot sauce. I say slowly because I witnessed my 9 year old niece need 3 full glasses of milk after she got a tiny drop of hot sauce on her tongue . . . and frankly who can afford that with milk at $3.00 a gallon? Anyhoo--a little bit ago I heard Kye and Isaac in the basement, and it suspiciously sounded like they dumped our enormous jug of pennies out on the ground. I called down, "Hey, Kye, are you playing with our money?" I heard, "No, mom!" Wanting to give him a chance to fess up, I asked twice more with the same response given. So I went down to catch him in the act. Sure enough, all the money was on the floor.
I told him to come up for hot sauce. After running straight to his room to hide under his blankets, I convinced him it would be in his best interest to accept 1 drop willingly, versus me giving him 2 drops if he didn't cooperate. So I dropped the tiniest bit of sauce on his tongue (really it was Taco Bell sauce--I told you we were SLOWLY making the change). After the drop, I talked to him about the importance of telling the truth and then again asked, "Kye were you playing with the money?" He said, "No, mom." A bit discouraged that the lesson hadn't been learned, I asked one last time. "No, mom. I really WASN'T playing with it. I was cleaning it up." Ummmmmm, WHOOPS! "And, mom? The sauce really wasn't that hot." Got it, Kye. Lesson learned.
Tuesday, November 27, 2007
Yet Another Failed Attempt . . .
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Monday, November 19, 2007
Random Pictures
We took advantage of the $1 tickets last week to go support the Men's BBall team. (Well . . . that and the free T-shirts lured us in). The kids had a blast and enjoyed cheering as the Cougars beat Idaho State by 21 points.
Kye only allows me to comb his hair straight down his forehead, so imagine my surprise when he did his hair himself and came out with this.
Look at how fat this child is getting. LOVE IT!
Isaac was so proud he could feed Adam all by himself. And I didn't hear one complaint. (Kye sits there for approximately 15 seconds before complaining that his arm is going to fall off and that he might actually DIE while feeding Adam.)
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Tuesday, November 13, 2007
Top Ten--October 2007
I know, I know. It's about stinking time, so without further ado . . .
10. Isaac’s complete routing of my form of discipline for offenses of the mouth. After a particularly bad name calling session, I told him to go wait at the table until I finished feeding Adam, after which he would have to get vinegar in his mouth. I came to the table 5 minutes later, where he sat cheerfully squirting vinegar in his mouth. “I like it, mom. It’s goooooooood!” (I guess we’ll be boarding the “hot sauce” train as our new discipline. It seems to be working so far . . . the kids run away screaming at the mere threat.)
9. Primary Program #2 down. We somehow managed to squeeze our 175 primary children who were there up on the stand and in the first few rows of the chapel. Nice and cozy, as always! The kids did wonderfully, of course.
8. The BYU fan slogan for this year “Fully invested” has been taken to heart by at least one member of our family. It’s not Zach, who claims he’s “$5 invested,” cause that’s what it cost him to buy the T-shirt. Isaac on the other hand, seems to be fully invested every time he sings the ABC song, or starts yelling out random letters. It goes like this, “ABCDEFGHIBYU COUGARS!” Or, “XYTMBYU COUGARS!.”
7. Lucy’s tender, compassionate nature taking on a life of its own: getting a pillow every day for me to sit on after I mentioned one evening how hard our chairs were, always being concerned and caring when someone gets hurt, and saving the “twisted” chips from her lunch for me because she knows how much I love them. I really, really do. What a sweet gesture.
6. “I’n huuuuuuuuuungry.” With three boys in our home now I expect that I’ll hear this phrase a whole lot in the coming years. And with a new baby to feed, my reply is often, “Well grab a snack!” Isaac took these words to heart and this is how I found him a few minutes later. (Yes, that's lettuce, folks.)
5. It’s amazing how much more baking goes on in our house when the moms are here. Mom B taught me a fabulous cinnamon roll recipe, which I made with mixed success. After all, forgetting the nuts and, ahem . . . cinnamon really cut down on the tastiness of cinnamon rolls. No WONDER I don’t bake when they aren’t around.
4. Kye’s new favorite pastime: Monopoly. He plays it every single day during rest time. He plays for himself, for Lucy and for me. He begs Zach to play every Sunday afternoon. He’s beaten Zach (legitimately) every single time.
3. Old friendships renewed. I had the privilege to see some very good friends from my growing up years this month—Erin Bennet came down during her law school fall break to catch up, and Dorothy Edwards came over when she and Jon were in Provo for some dental classes. I’m just kicking myself that I didn’t take any pictures while they were here. Anyway, thanks for coming, guys. It made my month.
2. Lucy: “Ugh! Mom, I don’t want anything HEALTHY to eat at my party!!” (After I tried to convince her that cut up carrots with a dab of cream cheese and a sliced olive looked like goblin eyes and would be in keeping with her Halloween-themed birthday party.)
1. Doting on little Adam. It’s so fun to see the kids get to know him and enjoy him. Isaac calls him “our Adam baby,” and “my fave-it, fave-it baby.” Lucy and Kye try to get him to smile. After one such attempt, in which they kissed his cheeks at the same time, and Adam graced us with a huge grin, I laughed a big, huge belly laugh. Lucy looked amazed, “I’ve never heard you laugh before, mom!” Though I know she’s heard me laugh (maybe not that loud), it was a sad, sad commentary on my lack of joy. Yes, Lucy, I’ll try to remember to laugh more. Life is to be lived, enjoyed, laughed about, and filled with gratitude for our blessings. Thank goodness I have children to remind me!
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Tuesday, November 6, 2007
Seven Years Old and Counting
Despite the fact that some of my friends have 10 year olds and others have 9 children already (okay--just one former roommate:-), I continue to feel astonished that Lucy is already 7 years old. Time flies by, or at least it seems to at times. (Of course other times--like doctor's appointments and sacrament meetings when everyone is whiney--seem to pass in an excruciating, snail-like pace.) Nevertheless, time has indeed flown; our oldest child is 7 and extremely excited that she has only one more year until she is baptized. So here's to you, Lucy. Enjoy pictures from her fabulous costume-party birthday!


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Friday, November 2, 2007
Spidey, a Witch, a Cowboy, a College Student, and a Duffle bag.
Can you tell who is which? I had a costume, too. I used the discarded Thomas the Train costume . . . until Lucy came home from school and was mortified I was in a boy costume when I was a girl. She begged me not to wear it and I obliged . . . this time. The army man is Lucy's friend Ethan.
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