Top Ten from . . . whenever.

10) Adam: What if it was Del Broccoli instead of Del Taco?  Then everything would have broccoli in it.  Like broccoli and cheese and broccoli soup, broccoli salad . . .

(Incidentally, the more I spell broccoli, the more it feels like I'm spelling it wrong.)

9) Eli: Swugbug, what color?  Gween!  Bwue!  Yewow!  Wed!  Nooooooo , . . it's gowd. 

8) Whenever Kye has a twinkie (yellow school bus) sighting, he inevitably cries out, "TWINKIE!  HahaHA!"  Vindictive.

7) M: But don't you want to have roses bloom beneath your feet?
Isaac: Actually, mom, that would really hurt.  Unless they didn't have thorns.

I never did understand that line. . .

6)  M: Is that your sister and brothers?
Eli: Yeah.
M: You're so lucky.
Eli: I AM lucky!

Awwww . . . sibling love.

5)  Eli: I wan go saths cluv.  Please, canwe pllllleeeeeeeeeease?
M: You want to go to Sam's Club?  Why?!?!?
Eli: Because I loooooove it!

Curse you, tempting lunchtime samples!

4)  Eli: Mom, I need to go da bed.
M: Okay.  Are you ready for your nap?
Eli: Yeah.
Adam: No!  Stay up with me.
Eli: No.  I need da nap
Adam: You LIKE to nap!?!?
Eli: It's so bad.  I LUTH it!
M: You love naps?
Eli: Yeah.  I'n tired.

3) Lucy (sitting down to dinner):  Mmmmmmmmmm.  Something smells really good.  What is it?
Adam: It's probably me.

2) Heard after anything is discussed that Eli doesn't agree with:  Dat's DISDUSTING!

1) Isaac (saying dinner prayer after some major pre-dinner complaining by all): Please bless the food that it will be better than anyone thinks.

And there you have it.  A conglomeration of months' worth of Top Ten notes that I actually remembered to record.  Yay me.