To Let:

One 2-year old:
--Blond hair
--Big Brown eyes
--Deceptively innocent looking
--Will teach you many things like:
              * Compassion
              * Humility
              * Patience
              * Love
              * How to survive as a parent on very little sleep
              * How to get a small child to aim for a bowl when puking multiple times in the
                middle of the night every few weeks or so.
              * The thrill of uncontrollable laughter while being tickled.

Will rent out weekly to the highest bidder.

Apply to: Very Tired Parents @***-***-****


**Disclosure: Said 2 year old has a tendency to wander the house in the middle of the night, slapping feet across wood floor so as to wake everyone in the house.  

**Disclosure #2: He also has been known to try to get himself a glass of water while his mom was in the shower and flood the kitchen floor (5 bath towel clean up required) so that the year old wood floors have now warped.

**Disclosure #3: And climb in the pantry to get the butter down and butter 7 pieces of bread (again while alleged mother was in the shower), and take 1 small bite out of one piece and leave the rest to dry out.